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chese780 wrote:*Blocks with his trusty lead sheet*

Curses, now I'll have to use 2 shots!

*disintegrates lead sheet*

Damn, now the thing has to warm up for another 45 mins... ah well *throws it in his extradimensional pocket* later then...

Nocturno wrote: Ok, so you guys all go over there, and get that dragon's attention.

I will just go over here...

And that's when the attack comes, not from the front but from the sides...

and the other two dragons... you didn't even know were there...

You see (my) dragons are pack hunters...

Yeah, but I'ma Kender, they just walk past me with derision. lol

the term "trail rations" comes to mind...

Yasir will be passed out drunk in the corner. . so he will survive.

And no, just good at finding pictures

TristenC wrote:the term "trail rations" comes to mind...

That was minotaurs. Jease Im a snack.

Pyros will dodge under their legs, and get to the stash of golden spun clothing.

Well you are 'bite sized' for many races... but so is the Gnome

Making some characters for a RL game last night, some very mean things were said about gnomes... lol

*Pulls another lead sheet out of a rift in space*

There are a lot more where that came from.

First off, to get past a dragon you need a few things.

A) Fire resistance
B) Charisma 25
C) Be as small as possible
D) A Brain.

Just walk through his fire, "Suggest" that he stop, walk under his feet, and take some stuff.

You need a brain to do any of those.

Pyros will dodge the fire, charm the pants off the dragon, and the Bard, and the halfling, and grab the goooooooooooooooooooooold!

All with only half a brain lol

A. Get drunk and pass out by the entrance and wait for a group of paladins to kill it first. They can't carry all that treasure!
...
that is all.

good luck guys... you may get the chance to test those theories... sooooooon....

Muahahaaa!

Nocturno wrote:Pyros will dodge the fire, charm the pants off the dragon, and the Bard, and the halfling, and grab the goooooooooooooooooooooold!

All with only half a brain lol

Acceptable

Namenlos wrote:A. Get drunk and pass out by the entrance and wait for a group of paladins to kill it first. They can't carry all that treasure!
...
that is all.

Genius.

Thinking of it, why doesn't someone roll as a Titan C:

I mean, who wouldn't love being of rank... Isn't it like, size C?

The Paladins just wouldnt take the treasure they were there to rid the world of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL

Every
Villian
Is
Lemons!!!!

Harry and the Major take the goooooooold lol.

They're planning to use it all for donations and feeding the hungry, etc, so on... you know, charity...

How hungry are these Paladins?

I wish that Paladin worked out... lol Pyros would have had fun with him lol.